Sunday evening Alex discovered a heretofore unsuspected benefit of being in the military.
He was waiting at his gate at O'Hare for boarding to begin for the flight to Memphis when the person at the counter requested three volunteers to miss that flight, receiving as compensation a $250 voucher toward future travel plus hotel and expenses, seeing as how the next flight to Memphis wasn't until the middle of the next morning.
Having a muster at 7:30 a.m. so the brass quintet could drive to Nashville for an event, he remained silent. As did everyone else.
A little later the same voice came over the PA system, this time calling three names, one of them "Ivy." Alex groaned as he gathered his stuff and proceeded to the counter, where he was told, along with the other two names' owners, that as they'd been the last to check in, they were being bumped. Sorry. (BTW, considering the fact Alex checked in at 6:00 p.m. for a 7:39 p.m. flight, we find that a bit hard to swallow....he was one of the last passengers to check in? I doubt that.) In an indifferent voice the woman at the counter tendered the captain's apologies.
Alex irritably asked if the captain was prepared to tender his apologies and provide an explanation to his superiors in the Navy, as he'd obviously be unable to be at the 7:30 a.m. muster Upon hearing that, she asked (nothing gets past her, boy!) "You're in the military?" Alex fished out his military ID, whereupon he was waved away with the explanation, "Legally we can't bump military personnel. Never mind."
He said he did feel obliged to mumble an apology to the other two distressed passengers, both of whom pleaded business engagements the next morning in Memphis. Don't know if they managed to get on the flight or not.
Still, he said it's nice to know as a member of the military, he's unbumpable. 
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