September 9, 2006

• Alright, now this could actually be pretty neat:  Glow in the Dark Bubble Bath

  Glow in the Dark Bubble Bath radiates a soothing soft glow. It's not quite
  bright enough to read – but hey, if all you're interested in is the Da Vinci
  Code – perhaps you'd better save it for a more appropriate night.

  Ten
  minutes before you run your bath, just place your bottle in front of a bright
  light to charge the pigments. Before you know it, you'll be in a lather of
  luminosity.

  Bet the grandkids would love it! 

  Oh!  Oh!  And by jingo, here's just the thing for getting Dmitry to haul his carcass out of bed in the morning:  Grenade Alarm

  Getting that grumbling snuffling bulk out from under the quilt covers in the
  morning is a challenge you shouldn't really have to deal with. Especially when
  the thing that emerges is inevitably grumpy and looks like a hung-over swamp
  monster.

  Our Grenade Alarm makes the whole 'getting them out of bed'
  exercise a very simple and indeed, amusing operation. Looking like an
  old-fashioned comedy hand grenade, this alarm will wake up pretty much
  anything.

  Simply pull the pin, yell an emphatic "fire in the hole", then
  lob the grenade into the sleeper's room. After about twenty seconds, a very
  annoying and piercingly loud noise will blast out.

  That oughta do it. 

  • 2:32 pm
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