Month: November 2012

  • The imagination - and peculiar taste - of vodka distilleries never ceases to amaze me.

    This afternoon I made a run to Goody Goody, and while searching for a value-priced vodka, stumbled across these new flavor offerings:


    Glazed Donut vodka?  That sounds seriously revolting.  Can't even imagine what one would mix it with.  

    Perhaps this is intended to be the libation of choice when watching a movie?  

    Were Don still alive, I swear I'd be tempted to buy this Jalapeno-flavored vodka, except he'd have looked at me - justly - as if I'd lost my mind.  And the Salted Caramel vodka next to it isn't much of an improvement.

    What's wrong with a splash of lime juice and some Sprite, eh?  Getting so it's hard to locate ordinary, unadulterated vodka amidst the plethora of flavored stuff.  The world is going to the dogs, no doubt about it.  Glazed Donut vodka?  May it never be!


  • Oh, joy. Oh, rapture. I've been hoping the election will be OVER on the 6th.

    Had already been a smidge anxious about the situation in NY, Boston, NJ, and other areas left without power by the Frankenstorm, as doubtless all their voting apparati are electric.

    Now I read this at

    But this election is close — at least that's what the polls seem to indicate. And a close election means that the winner may not be clear for hours, maybe even days…maybe even weeks.  Why? Because each state has its own, sometimes quirky, state laws that dictate how votes are counted and when recounts are triggered.

    Take the critical battleground state of Ohio for instance. In that state, people can vote absentee or in person. But if you request an absentee ballot and still show up on election day at your polling station, you get what's known as a 'provisional ballot.' Now, analysts may call results earlier if the margin between the winner and the loser in that state is greater than the number of provisional ballots cast. But if it's not … and there is a very narrow margin of difference, we will all have to wait for the provisional ballots to be counted. And according to Ohio law, that counting cannot commence before November 17.

    But that's not the only potential cause of delay. If the margin is narrow in several other states, automatic recounts are triggered — virtually guaranteeing a delay in the resolution of the race. And in other states, either side can demand a recount through the courts, or even pay for one.

    I could just scream.

    So much for stocking up on chips and dips and watching the election returns.  OTOH, it could be a windfall for the snack industry as the election counting goes on...and on...and on....