Just yesterday evening we were talking about it (never said I'm an especially entertaining conversationalist).
Tonight I decided to take a nice warm bath with the lavender oil I'd bought at Wal-Mart today. There I was, soaking away, reading "Chairman of the Bored" (by Edward Streeter, and if you've not read it, you should), when to my horror I saw one of the big disgusting things crawling down the inside of the shower curtain liner, heading right for the tub, water, and me.
Hastily - though carefully - I jumped out of the tub. First I tried hitting the shower curtain on the outside, hoping to knock the bug into the water.
Stupid thing stayed firmly put. Used the book in an attempt to brush it into the water, but all that accomplished was to make it scurry down the shower curtain, out of sight.
I figured I'd be better prepared for the battle if I was dry and clothed, so I warily kept watch as I got the towel, dried off and put on my nightgown and a pair of good, stout shoes. Retrieving a can of bug spray from under the sink, I advanced into the bathroom, and sprayed behind the right side of the toilet (which is next to the tub), then retreated a prudent distance.
Nothing. Tried again, this time on the left side of the tub. Again nothing.
Bother. Next I gingerly looked at the shower curtain, but couldn't see it. Leaned over to let the water drain out, then stood back, can in hand, waiting.
Feeling really sort of stupid, standing there in my nightgown and shoes and holding a can of bug spray, but there it is. Dumb bug.
After several minutes my impatience grew - not to mention getting tired of standing there like that - and I began to slowly pull the shower curtain all the way out. At first I couldn't see anything but at last my prey was in sight...clinging to the very lower corner away from me. I put the spray to good use and stepped back, waiting for it to run hysterically out.
Nothing. Sprayed it again. Still nothing.
Finally got the small broom I keep in the outer area of the bathroom (the toilet and tub have a small room of their own) and brushed at it doggedly enough to knock it off and it began to run toward me, giving me the chance I'd been looking for and WHOMP!...I stomped it.
I'm rather torn between thinking Don would be proud of me, and thinking he'd pointedly ask why the dickens I made HIM go after those bugs all these years if I'm capable of doing it myself?
Can't decide whether there won't be any disgusting bugs in the resurrected world, or if we'll suddenly think they're cute.
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