October 20, 2005

  • Mercy Maud, and I thought Dmitry Davidov was a Drama King.

    He could take lessons from the president of Venezuela:  Chavez warns U.S. against invasion

    Come again?  We're going to invade Venezuela?  For what?

    As a bet?  On a dare?

    Oh.  To take over Venezuela's oil fields.  Silly me. 

    "In an interview with the British Broadcasting Corp. radio aired
    earlier Thursday, Chavez said he had evidence to prove the U.S.
    government was planning an invasion.

    "Chavez said he believed the reason Washington was plotting an invasion was to take control of Venezuela's oil fields."

    Can you imagine the outcry if Bush were to send troops to Venezuela?