March 25, 2005

  • You know what feature I want in an automobile?

    A decent horn.

    A horn that gets noticed.  A horn that makes a statement.  A
    horn that let's the world - or at least the yahoo that darted out right
    in front of me - know Anne Is Here And She Ain't Happy.

    Instead, what does Chevrolet provide?

    Beep. 

    BEEP?  Beep? 

    I don't wanna say "beep", I wanna say HONK!!! 

Comments (6)

  • You mean something like this?.

    Many more here. Scroll down a bit.

  • [appreciatively] That's the ticket. Something with oomph. Something with presence. Something with power.

    Not just a high-pitched, lame-o "beep".

  • How about a European style klaxon? Now THAT would be fun.

  • Get yourself a boat horn.  You'd part traffic like it was the Red Sea with one of those things.

  • Well, it'll cost you some money, but a Buick Park Avenue and a Cadillac DeVille both have a horn that sounds like a tug boat coming down the river.  My parents had an `89 Park Avenue, and when I drove it, I used to blow the horn (not something we generally do here in the South, as you know) everytime I drove it, just so I could hear what a real horn was supposed to sound like!

  • How funny! Mom and Dad both drive Park Avenues.

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